This is far from whimsical..
"Why Girls Don't Want To Date Me"
Recently, after work, I asked five guys why girls might not want to date them. Here’s exactly what they said…
1. Mark, 28: “I feel like I have a million reasons why a girl wouldn’t want to date me haha, but mainly because I still put dips in and play video games and forget to shower often.”
2. Jayson, 27: “Well, first of all, I have a girlfriend, but what she may not know yet is that I’ve had more than a handful of pets die over the last 10-or-so years of my life and they’re all buried in my backyard. She has checked the garden every day this summer, so I’m hoping she doesn’t find any of them. I swear I’m not psychotic!”
3. Ryan, 27: “I hate flowers.” (No joke, this guy made that statement and walked away as fast as he could).
4. Tallam, 25: “I bought my old fiancé a fake engagement ring. I really liked her, I just didn’t have the money. When we broke off our engagement, which was not because of the ring, she went to pawn it off. When she found out it was fake, she made literally a zillion posts on Facebook about it. I’m still mortified. I probably won’t have a girlfriend for a long time.” (I can't believe this guy actually confessed this to me..)
5. Alex, 33: “I usually don’t tell people this, but since you have nice teeth and you look younger than I am, I’ll tell you (I took the compliment). Many girls don’t date me because I don’t date girls, I date women, cougars, ya know? Call me high maintenance but I can’t even see myself dating someone who is not much older than me.” (Maybe this one was a lie??)
And there you have it, some street side secrets from the men walking Chicago’s Magnificent Mile. If any of you guys end up finding this and reading this, feel free to reveal yourselves in the comments below.
1. Mark, 28: “I feel like I have a million reasons why a girl wouldn’t want to date me haha, but mainly because I still put dips in and play video games and forget to shower often.”
2. Jayson, 27: “Well, first of all, I have a girlfriend, but what she may not know yet is that I’ve had more than a handful of pets die over the last 10-or-so years of my life and they’re all buried in my backyard. She has checked the garden every day this summer, so I’m hoping she doesn’t find any of them. I swear I’m not psychotic!”
3. Ryan, 27: “I hate flowers.” (No joke, this guy made that statement and walked away as fast as he could).
4. Tallam, 25: “I bought my old fiancé a fake engagement ring. I really liked her, I just didn’t have the money. When we broke off our engagement, which was not because of the ring, she went to pawn it off. When she found out it was fake, she made literally a zillion posts on Facebook about it. I’m still mortified. I probably won’t have a girlfriend for a long time.” (I can't believe this guy actually confessed this to me..)
5. Alex, 33: “I usually don’t tell people this, but since you have nice teeth and you look younger than I am, I’ll tell you (I took the compliment). Many girls don’t date me because I don’t date girls, I date women, cougars, ya know? Call me high maintenance but I can’t even see myself dating someone who is not much older than me.” (Maybe this one was a lie??)
And there you have it, some street side secrets from the men walking Chicago’s Magnificent Mile. If any of you guys end up finding this and reading this, feel free to reveal yourselves in the comments below.